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True or False: Does Pooping Really Affects Weight Loss?

Ahh, pooping. That thoroughly mundane, yet wonderfully primal act which, as David Mamet might say, can make someone feel like they have slept for twelve hours. Since the dawn of time (or at least the Cambrian), animals have ingested, digested, and finally, excreted their way to glory. Is it possible that in our rush to eat, digest, and poop, we have taken for granted an opportunity to arrive at a deeper awareness of the human condition and the existential condition of all beings? In this text, we contemplate a fundamental yet oft-neglected question wafting over the voluminous poop literature: is it true that pooping really affects your weight?

First, some background. Sigmund Freud identified the anal stage of development as the time when a child realizes that she has control over her bowel movements. This realization is profound because it confers a sense of control to the child. To poop, or not to poop? That is the question. According to Freud, parents should praise their children for poops that occur at the appropriate time and place. How the child learns to respond to her parents’ demands that she control her bowels may profoundly influence how this individual relates to authority figures throughout her life.

In light of the potent parallel of pooping and power, it’s no surprise that one may wish to exert control over one’s weight by popping more or less. Need to bulk up so you can dominate your weight class in the ring and be confident in courtship? Forget the gym; just go easy on the pooping for a few weeks. Summertime’s coming and you’re feeling anxious about wearing that two-piece? No worries! Simply increase your rate of pooping. If only life was so simple.

In all seriousness, you cannot actually affect your weight by pooping. It is true that one’s after-poop weight will be a pound or so lighter than one’s weight prior to pooping. However, the act of eating causes one’s weight to increase.

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